Your mother and your wife are drowning. Who to save?

Ok, I know this is a little outdated, but I saw a TV show that brought this outdated joke recently. So here is the deal.

"Your mother and your wife are drowning, who would you save?"
(You can only save one)
If your mother and your wife ask you this, how would you respond?

I can remember 2 good answers.
One is: "I will save the mother and I will drown with the wife".
SEMrush

The other one I will share later.
Let's listen to some answers first. :RE