My girlfriend says Trump is a sixth grader and that he recommends Taylor Swift as president.

Why are you making your girlfriend look like an idiot? Or, if that was her real answer as to why he's like a sixth grader, which of course he is, then she's actually an idiot. Nobody, absolutely nobody, cares that he doesn't look like George Clooney. It would be nice if adults, including the President, still had the thoughts and behaviors of adults in this country. But it looks like it's going to be, whether it's millennials or not, intelligence is at the level where we eat tidal pods.